fuck is on HER bird?

ME (11:34:17 AM): my sis and i are dead broke so we did a grab bag btween the 4 of us for christmas and set the dollar amount to $30

"Corbett" (11:34:44 AM): lol

"Corbett" (11:34:47 AM): cool

ME (11:34:54 AM): so i'm asking for a case of beer, a cd, a dvd, a book, some canvas, or just the money for a tattoo

"Corbett" (11:35:36 AM): lol

"Corbett" (11:35:45 AM): thats so crackheadish

"Corbett" (11:36:32 AM): its like saying "FUCK it! Support my habit

ME (11:36:47 AM): LOL!!! BASICALLY!! AHAHAHA

later that day

"Corbett" (11:43:03 AM): iono how thugs keep warm in hoodies

ME (11:43:45 AM): they don't, it's no wonder more of them aren't going to the doctor for colds, we should institute health care coverage for corner hustlers

"Corbett" (11:44:11 AM): hell yeah!

"Corbett" (11:44:32 AM): BRILLLANT

ME (11:44:49 AM): I'm Melissa Thompson, and I approve this msg

ME (11:45:15 AM): well no, that would probly be my hate ad coming from my opponent

"Corbett" (11:45:16 AM): lol

"Corbett" (11:45:26 AM): right

ME (11:45:52 AM): they're gonna be like do you know Melissa Thompson thinks niggas on the corner should get health care? fuck is on her bird?

"Corbett" (11:46:04 AM): lol

ME (11:46:21 AM): haha

haha..that's what I do all day.

they get funnier as the sun goes down.

xx,
Mel!ssa